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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Flash games except they take 2 gig of RAM to run.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >renaissance of flash gaming

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i always thought it would be cool if youtube did something like this but no doubt they'll frick it up like everything else

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least they have an honest reaction in the pic

      Anyone else remember how Flash was what made Youtube possible in the first place, where companies like Apple, RealPlayer etc failed before?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Quicktime was so trash, I remember how terrible it was. Quicktime for Windows would freeze and bluescreen the OS

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >games on a video sharing website
    I don't get it
    what's the next step of their master plan?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      crashing your pc

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >with no survivors

      • 1 month ago
        baritone

        >4K 10MBPS (or some moronic ass high bitrate) unskippable ads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      crashing your pc

      >le bad
      How would that be any different from Newgrounds?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the stuff on newgrounds were made by its users

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's so dumb how did they even monetize or build their brand

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i wish newgrounds would die so all my cringe posts made when i was 13 would be deleted.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >youtube
      >plan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      screenshots of tweets on a japanese cartoon image sharing website

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      user retention, ad revenue

      it's not rocket science

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        IMO it would make sense to value watch hours over views.
        1-minute video gets 10K views = 166 watch hours
        2 hours podcasts get 1K views = 2 000 watch hours
        One of them should more valuable than the other.

        I just don't think they will ever make watch hours public.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >10k views = 20k ads
          >1k views = 2k ads

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >2 ads for pre roll
            >2 ads when video finishes
            Turn off your adblocker and click through this video in 5 minute increments:

            tell me how many ads you get. I'm currently on 14 at 1:40:13, so ads every 10 minutes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Shit I was far more outdated than I thought.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's pretty bad

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So, that's the normie experience.
            How do these people cope?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            anyone that genuinely listens to cornette deserves worse to happen to them than a couple ads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the advent of an American centric super app. It’s coming and they’re gonna beat Elon to the punch

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    youtube webpage is literally unopenable on my hardware without causing nuclear jets going up in my fans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm running a like decade old or older pc with a 750ti and it uses all websites with no delay or struggle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No it doesn't, you just have no idea what new hardware is capable of.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this used to happen to me on an old 2010 mobile chip that throttled down to 933mhz whenever it went past 70 degrees
      it melted so I upgraded to an 2500k and everything just werks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      try freetube for desktop
      newpipe for android

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is premium only, right now at least.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      really? this is baffling, they expect me to pay to play these bottom of the barrel timewasters?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Indians like you wouldn't believe.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    newgrounds already had games since 1998

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does everything has to have games nowadays? Even fricking Netflix has games now, am I surrounded by drooling toddlers that can't do shit if the thing their using doesn't have flashy colors and gimmicks??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      those meme videos of children watching a video but needing to also have family guy clips and GTAV gameplay going on at the same time are not memes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but those are kids man, it is still fricked up, but not every platform has to be used by fricking kids. Is the average adult as fricked as those kids?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not a kid and I'm like this. I'm 33 and I will typically have a tv show, a game, IQfy, and texting/group chats on my phone running in parallel. 4 screen experience constantly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why
      WebKit and related CVEs
      Pegasus had major update 6 weeks ago

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and they are hamfisted full of fricking obnoxious ads, aren't they?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what exactly is going on with youtube? Which one of these is the most likely:

    1. Browns, specifically Indians.
    2. Youtube is desperate to compete with TikTok and is just throwing shit at the wall
    3. Both of the above.
    4. They are out of money to a profound degree.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely Indians, but its a little more complicated than that... Or not.
      >Hello sirs, I have a wonderful big proposal for Youtube that will create beautiful looks!
      >Youtube, but it will have fun games on the front page! It will take away children from competition apps and will make our site more great fun!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know why this board is obsessed with Indians. In other threads now you have people b***hing about Americans and the entire thing is American vs The world flame war

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is no reason for this shit to be on YT, why the frick does google not just slap this onto some "google games" page or something?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How can I upload my games to Youtube?
    I'm low in data, so I can't check that on internet by now.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still remember Youtube have snake game easter egg in Flash player era

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good times.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's the over/under that this guy became either a troony or incel?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          WTF? He's neither. However, his ex-husband (previously his wife) transitioned during their marriage and his current girlfriend is trans. Is that what you're thinking of?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the most baffling thing about this is that they'd launch their youtube games without a single "killer" game, it seems like every game ranges in quality from "very bad" to "playable for 5 minutes".

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