Zoomer skills

What (unique) skills do zoomers have that millennials do not have? Consuming does not count.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they can build a HUGE castle or city in minecraft

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Playing a videogame = consuming.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Turn that game into a CAD program or a building simulation and it’d actually be a tremendous boost to productivity

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're capable of living very subpar lives (worse than millennials) and they are able to pretend to believe in bullshit just to keep up with the status quo because they have never known a life without internet and without fear of being recorded

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Zoomers grew up knowing they didn't have a future and are accustomed to it, millennials realized in our 20s that our future had been rugpulled.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      asked some zoomies protesting Israel on campus why they don't care about what's happening in Haiti and they fricking lost it kek

      checked btw

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The ability to follow and flawlessly transition from one trend to the next. They specialize in keeping up with and immersing themselves in “current thing”.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are so poor they work on their own cars. Millennials have never even used a socket set and would rather jack off to their Funko pop collection.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they work on their own cars
      Working on their own... cars, which are now all electric?
      this bait is some 15 years late

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomers
      >owning anything, let alone a car
      lol. Lmao. ROFL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbass zoomer. I’m a real millennial who works on my own vehicles. Happy to challenge your knowledge under the hood.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      israelite millenials perfected the car tuning scene. just stick to raping kids in your tunnels, k?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im professional combat games players, literally do money with that, and fck millennial every week. Now getting some money with GRAVITY, try it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic Fox is millennial and fck you anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      name?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I play games...
      Nice skills anon, your parents must be very proud

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This thread is about zoomers overall, not just you as an individual zoomer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and he's contributing to it moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He is not doing a very good job now is he, bigger moron? I am asking for the unique skills that the overall generation has, not just him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            so then you take the input from 1 zoomer and combine it with the rest of the info hyper giga moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            extrapolating from 1(one) case study is a moronic way of going about things, you fricking moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you combine it with the rest of the posts moron learn to read troony

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Able to make excuses on the spot why they can't do something

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    haha zoomers don't even know what a file explorer is on windows

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably the most disturbing realization I’ve come across. That and the fact that they are incapable of doing basic search queries.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They produce less cringe than epic baconer millennials

  9. 1 month ago
    Namebussy

    Checked dubs. They are really good at marketing and social media boosting. Quite valuable skills

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    peeping the real and exposing the sus bobos caught in 4k type shit

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll tell you what they can't do:

    >type on a keyboard
    >install linux
    >correctly copy paste a wallet address without fricking it up and sending their coins to the void
    >wipe their hard drive from all the malware of the games they've downloaded
    >various other computer tasks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can make all of the thing you listed and I'm third worlder zoomer

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being 18 (does not apply to zillennials lmao too young to be a millennial too old to be a zoomer).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw zillenial and our only cultural touchstones are Bionicle and Call of Duty: World at War
      I feel closer to gen x than stupidly ideological millennials and moronic uncultured zoomers

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are forced to get /fit and learn how to make money. Millennial just wear steampunk cosplay and drink onions.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're good at wasting money on subscriptions and donating money to Pokimane. A zoomer the other day asked me how we used to watch tv shows from other countries or anime before all these streaming services. The motherfrickers don't even know what a torrent is.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    age between 0 and 25 so prime years
    not receding hairline, yet
    not fat for the most part
    consider millenials gigacringe fr, I have yet to see a zoomer bying funko pops and crying over star wars trailers
    like sports
    racist
    either autistically obsessed over shit like programming or simply enjoying their life, gravitate between full hedonism and trad retVrn poltards
    we know we won't have a house --> no family --> no pussy no taxes no work
    either very tech-illiterate or very interested in learning how computers work (I'm an earlier zoomer myself, born before the advent of social media and smartphones, so that must be why, I would say it applies less to the next generations)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up dumbass, just embarrassingly wrong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just cause you're fat and have a receding hairline doesn't make the entire list obsolete.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unlike millennials, zoomers are able to control their unnatural cravings for avocado toasts.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They’re memelords and not boring and hopeless homosexuals like millennials.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      idc seems to me that zoomers are way more whiny about everything than millenials
      everything is a microaggression and shiet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's just the consequences of declining IQ, Zoomers are locked out from the midwit hell

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sure you demoralized homosexual. Zoomers are the ones that are going to have to clean up the world that the boomers, gen x, and millennials left for them. Starting with waking up to the lies peddled by ((them)) and they’ll do it with humor. They are the most enlighten generation ever.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          uh huh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Millennials will be the fanatical officers sending zoomerwaffen into the meat grinder.
          The next Hitler will be a millennial, but his followers will all be zoomies. Mark my words.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Frick yeah.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot, Low IQ+Narcissism, Thanks for the reminder.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Millennials are mostly poorgays coping about their past and miss being in their 20s. I will not make the same mistakes like them.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically late to work all the time.
    That's pretty based of them, actually. Until the moment they realize they're not getting a promotion. It's so easy to get promoted, but I guess you ziggers could stick to your hustle(read: cuck) culture. I'll promote that old-frick, and watch him support his kids or hobbies.
    Every generation says they're a drinking generation. Incredibly false: that's more of an age thing. Ziggers aren't even drinkers. They're too broke, and can't even get promoted.
    Knowledgeable about all the wrong things. Who gives a frick about celebrities? Or movies? Or their shitty hand-me down hobbies by millennials (read: miggers). Ziggers should be using that knowledge for something else, like trading scamjeets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Heh. I was late to work my entire career. Didn't stop me from getting promoted over and over, not because I complied with arbitrarily bullshit, but because I delivered.
      Funny you're warning the youngsters about cuck culture when your valuable advice is them to cuck themselves as hard as they can.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    play blocklords or wow for a short time, usually millennials tend to get bored for hours and they need so much stimulation that after 10m they get bored.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're probably better at coping with the hellishness of it all. millenials were somewhat rugpulled when they realized they can't all have the life of their kid tv show main characters when first watching fight club or something and are still in denial and crying about it till the grave

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomies understand that social media is marketing, and they correctly navigate social media with much more skill than any other generation. They behave as if they were the fricking President of Marketing and Branding of their own narcissistic corporation.
    Millennials are not truly capable of this, because they value "authenticity" too much. They grew up believing that they were inherently valuable.
    In a way, Zoomers are blackpilled. They understand no one is valuable, only your brand is valuable.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    being ultra online

    also peep cashtag zoomer

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being gay.

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