Zoomers and tech

I told a zoomer I was making a centralized content platform where you can upload video files, audio files, image files etc. all in one place.

He said: "what the frick is a file?"

I wasn't prepared for that. Then it hit me: truly, zoom-zooms dont have "files". They have music and pics on their phones. Not files. They dont save anything off the web, they just watch videos and press "like" on them. Their concept of technology is extremely superficial and under the shiny Apple surface they have no idea how anything works. In the future it will be the norm that nobody owns files let alone makes websites of their own. You shall only consume and like.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >centralized content platform where you can upload video files, audio files, image files etc. all in one place
    So how far along are you to making that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still need to figure out how to handle forms in PHP.

      I'd say it's purely coasting from then on once I hit that milestone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Still need to figure out how to handle forms in PHP.
        kek, it doesn't get more basic than that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Still need to figure out how to handle forms in PHP.
        you must be fricking joking

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NGMI

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP here, pretty far. It almost works.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Neat can you show a pic of the site layout?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The platform is comprised of several sites and the goal is that each has their own style. Here's the video site that I'm making and I'm tryna give it a neubrutalism look.
          One day I hope that there will be a CSS selector and the user can just choose a layout that they like best

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Interesting. Best of luck.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nice. Best wishes!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            not my cup of tea but good luck

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Perkele!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/46Z0Xds.jpeg

      I told a zoomer I was making a centralized content platform where you can upload video files, audio files, image files etc. all in one place.

      He said: "what the frick is a file?"

      I wasn't prepared for that. Then it hit me: truly, zoom-zooms dont have "files". They have music and pics on their phones. Not files. They dont save anything off the web, they just watch videos and press "like" on them. Their concept of technology is extremely superficial and under the shiny Apple surface they have no idea how anything works. In the future it will be the norm that nobody owns files let alone makes websites of their own. You shall only consume and like.

      Buy an ad

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Concentrate on your little project instead of marketing it to your 8yo cousin you sad being

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We already have an ongoing Zoomie-roasting thread.
    Book an appointment with your therapist if you need attention that badly, moron.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >centralize file upload platform
    hmm wow, like some sort of Simple Storage System? not sure that will ever catch on and become the backbone of the internet?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your vision of the future and tech users seems like it will guarantee GNU/Linux a niche existence.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When we live in the Dark Age of Technology and future generations will repeat the ritual of activation without knowing what is actually going on.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this little homosexual's stupid face so much. What is wrong with him? It almost looks like Downs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's just american

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      totally punchable!!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >m-muh zoomers don't know what files are
    >I'm le superior because I had to use Windows Explorer to move files around out of necessity
    Takes like 15 minutes to learn. Anyone needing to learn it can just do so quickly.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am a zoom zoom and I am anything but that. In fact I am more tech-literate than most IQfy posters. checkmate!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually a little offended with the Game Boy Color. It hit me right in the feels.
      I had one when I was five and took it everywhere playing the crappy little Lego Island game.
      10/10.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people use electricity daily and nobody ever stops to think about how it works. this is not a new phenomenon

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your anecdote is shit evidence. There are literally zoomers on this earth that can dogwalk you in intelligence, IQ and pattern recognition.

    Every generation thinks its better than the next generation. And its because the former generation is just seething its not young anymore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As a zoomer, my view was that many companies focused on the degree itself, rather than soft skills. I use google all the time. I know how to do lots of computer problems and very creative. I'm very high functioning autistics. But thats the problem. I can mask it well for so long before I'm so exhausted and I don't get hired because the interview process doesn't show my autism very well. they just see someone who cbf.

      im really demoralised cause I messed up a job interview, first one I had in months. I have such high standards hence why.
      too many companies focus solely on degrees. I don't have a degree but I have a vocational qualificaiton like accounting.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a zoomer, my view was that many companies focused on the degree itself, rather than soft skills. I use google all the time. I know how to do lots of computer problems and very creative. I'm very high functioning autistics. But thats the problem. I can mask it well for so long before I'm so exhausted and I don't get hired because the interview process doesn't show my autism very well. they just see someone who cbf.

    im really demoralised cause I messed up a job interview, first one I had in months. I have such high standards hence why.
    too many companies focus solely on degrees. I don't have a degree but I have a vocational qualificaiton like accounting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zoomer here, nice larp blogpost homosexual

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get away from kids you pedo

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    zoomerCHAD here, we won't need to know what a """file""" is because in less than 5 years we'll all be neuralinked together and send each other 12 yottabyte .zip bombs for fun

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shut thread, you need to have a nice day homosexual

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