Are you gonna get to see totality?

Are you gonna get to see totality?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not a burger, don't care

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jelly

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        seen a full one before tho. experiencing it is interesting ngl

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/BHsQUwC.jpg

      Are you gonna get to see totality?

      Jelly

      Will it wash away the rain?

      whats the purpose of starting a CERN in Switzerland on te same day as the eclipse happens in USA?

      why NASA needds to launch 3 visible rockets in front of the eclipse at the same moment?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it is a Monday

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and also not sure you realize just how many eclipses happen on Earth, many of which might have coincided with CERN running the beams. it's burger brain disease because it happens on their land this time

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean it is a Monday

          explain the NASA rockets though

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            literally eclipse science?
            humans are so easily spooked by shit it's so funny. cmon bros, that "if everybody is talking about it then there must be something to it" is not applicable here, at most the concept is weaponized for clicks. literally nothing happens. everything that would happen is directly human generated because they are fricking moronic.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They want to nuke Russia, that is why.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will it wash away the rain?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i probably should, i'm literally a 30-minute drive from the path of totality, but i'm also in a major city so i'm afraid all the roads leading to that path will be a bumper-to-bumper parking lot. low key hoping for it to be a cloudy day so i don't feel bad for not putting up with all 'at

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I kind of felt bad about missing this years eclipse but now that I’m seeing almost all of the country is going to be overcast I feel less bad.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO, you gonna get nuked next Monday.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if nukes start flying everybody gets nuked lol
      what's the best shithole to be in if that happens?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am certain some Samoan island is remote enough from all the big population centers

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to Texas, but the forecast isn't good.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the best stream to see it online?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's exactly one sun and exactly one moon for this particular planet and it JUST SO HAPPENS that despite having vastly different diameters and vastly different distances from the earth, their apparent sizes are identical oh and randomly every few years they line up just PERFECTLY in the sky so large numbers of people can see the eclipse safely but only for a few seconds

    Whoever programmed this simulation wanted to leave clues so that all but the dumbest would understand it for the simulation that it is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wanted to leave clues
      are you sure that isn't your schizophrenia?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >credulous rube just goes with it and accepts ridiculous, arbitrary coincidence which he knows to be ridiculous and arbitrary because he knows a little bit about astronomy because... THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS, OKAY?!?!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh, so it really is your schizophrenia.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >credulous dunce pretends to win argument by "maintaining calm" and blissfully goes about his bluepill day, never considering for a moment the astronomically low probability that a planet harboring life just so happens to have one sun and one moon which appear to be the exact same size in the sky

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            stop filtering yourselves with the anthropic principle.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's not how the anthropic principle works, unless the fact that the sun and moon have the same apparent size was necessary for our development

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >unless the fact that the sun and moon have the same apparent size was necessary for our development
            and with a sample size of one, it seems they might be required. moon of that size has a certain mass, and at that distance has a certain effects on water and cycles etc.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon but your post is just you spraying shit out of your ass. Show some evidence that any of that matters, if so, it would have been studied and postulated

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            are you fricking moronic? read the link. also I don't really care what you think should have happened by now, that is not a fricking argument you moron

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.urmc.rochester.edu/encyclopedia/content.aspx?contenttypeid=6&contentid=1650129872
            if we're talking about sentience, seeing the moon similar to sun on skies, you consider all systems where there's at least a moon. now you can only ask yourself "what are the chances that all sentient life which must have a moon sees that moon as similar size as their star", and we go further into mass required to move tides in similar fashion and all that, you might get thereabouts as it is for as, with some small variation. all of a sudden chances are not so low anymore. might be quite high actually
            missing info is a b***h to consider

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No because I'm not a satanist. I'll be praying for you

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