>babies are born atheis-NOOOOOO

>babies are born atheis-NOOOOOO

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how can you even know if a baby believes in god

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try to cut off some penis skin, if he's alright with it, then he believes. If he cries, he'll come to believe.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much all of philosophy, psychology and rational thought is about pursuing facts and logic over instinct and intuition.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >as we grow, we strive to suppress our natural senses and perceptions- the same things we work tirelessly to empower
      Doesn’t make sense. By your logic, consciousness is unnatural. Psychological heuristics exist for the sole purpose of helping us understand and conquer the environment, so what qualifies you to decide which mental processes are bad or good?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Consciousness is not unnatural, if you want to find truth it very often involves suppressing and/or going around your primal instincts and emotions because they are flawed. For example using measuring tools instead of just eyeballing something.

        no its not, platonic philosophy, which is the only genuine philosophy, is exclusively about giving expression to your intuition

        That’s primitive and unintelligent.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're one to call the entire enterprise of philosophy "primitive and unintelligent"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Platonic philosophy isn't the only genuine philosophy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why else would it have started the entire enterprise of modern philosophy as we know it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Primitive, unintelligent if you still use it as the end all be all and not just an intro and building block to develop further
            If Plato were alive today he would not believe the same things, you would probably be mad that he’s a lib or has higher education. He was brilliant, but dealing with limited information

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no its not, platonic philosophy, which is the only genuine philosophy, is exclusively about giving expression to your intuition

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No shit? How else would people come up with the idea of gods or the afterlife, since there's no physical evidence for that? Of course it's a quirk of human neurology, like the monster under your bed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Consciousness is also a quirk of neurology. Seems more like the angel under my bed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        consciousness is memory it's not magic it's your neurons your brain

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How do you measure consciousness?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Where are you on this chart?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But that would be a subjective measure, what would be an objective measure of consciousness?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good question. The answer is it depends on what consciousness is to begin with

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Moldovan Christcuck is STILL seething about this lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we have a moldovan christcuck? which thread?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He had a big melty about this topic on /misc/

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          man, I miss all the quality entertainment.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humans instinctively believe that the Earth is flat, that the sun revolves around it, that fire flows downwards in tunnels, that the best way to stop aquaplaning is to brake, that all nonempty, totally ordered sets have a maximum and that the equator has the biggest deserts instead of the biggest forests.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and that the equator has the biggest deserts instead of the biggest forests.
      I don't think that's an universal instinct, more like failure of education for northerners.
      On the other hand "what is the biggest desert on Earth?" is a common trick question that keeps tripping people up. Antarctica

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't think that's an universal instinct, more like failure of education for northerners.
        It is. That's why schools have to teach otherwise.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What I'm saying is that they probably just got wrong sources rather than wrong instincts.

          On the other hand "Earth is more arid above the tropics" is probably counter-intuitive (even if it makes perfect sense if you think about it.)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're wrong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >randomly mentions zorn's lemma
      Pseud homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This had nothing to do with Zorn's lemma, you absolute Dunning-Kruger homosexual.

        >humans instinctively believe that the earth is flat
        >humans instinctly believe in the equator
        Only one of those can be true.

        No, moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it had to with a related (false) statement
          Again, pseud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >humans instinctively believe that the earth is flat
      >humans instinctly believe in the equator
      Only one of those can be true.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's confirmed, monsters under the bed and Santa Claus are real because kids have a tendency to believe in them.
    My imaginary friend mister muscle bunny was real afterall, he really could snap carrots with his pinky

    • 3 weeks ago
      Cult of Passion

      >he really could snap carrots with his pinky
      ...but pinky will snap your carrot.

      Such is the fate of Man. Coom-death. You must, and you will.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because kids have a tendency to believe in them
      where is your source for this claim? I highly doubt those outside the western cultural sphere of influence will even know about santa, especially in the past before the holiday was exported worldwide

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most cultures have "dragons" and other monster.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And? Crocs and monitor lizards exist

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Babies don't think the universe exist when you close their eyes. This is why the peekaboo game is hilarious to them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Babies are 100% correct on that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >christcucks actually lack object permanence
        However dumb you think Christians are, they’re still dumber than that.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Nature herself has imprinted on the minds of all the idea of God."

    - Cicero

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean this fact is why I think widespread belief in gods is a result of a cognitive bias most people naturally have.
    It's super easy and natural for us to anthropomorphize things. Whenever you get frustrated with an inanimate object and hit it or yell at it in frustration you're demonstrating that cognitive bias.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >predisposed to cope with death in order to survive
    ???

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nietzsche identified the cause of the human predisposition to dualism almost 150 years ago:
    >In ages of crude, primordial cultures, man thought he could come to know a second real world in dreams: this is the origin of all metaphysics. Without dreams man would have found no occasion to divide the world. The separation into body and soul is also connected to the oldest views about dreams, as is the assumption of a spiritual apparition that is, the origin of all belief in ghosts, and probably also in gods. "The dead man lives on, because he appears to the living man in dreams." So man concluded formerly, throughout many thousands of years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proofs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proofs?

      All philosophy is about just saying random shit without proof

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What age were these “babies”? I remember I believed since I was 3 because my parents believed and brought be to church and talked of the Bible, but I had seeveral doubts early on.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what babies actually believe, lol, nothing to do with Christianity or Shitslam:

    “ e.g. they start out believing they are god (newborns appear to be solipsistic), and soon believe their parents are gods, because they believe they cause every pain they suffer, that they cause the rain and thunder, that they can cause food or toys to materialize or disintegrate at will, that in fact they control literally every aspect of life and experience. “

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Science keeps proving Paganism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what is the placebo effect and self projection

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your post and nothing else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      need high-res version. too blurry

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think that the universality of religion in every single society ever before the post-industrial western behavioral sink formed is a good enough reason to think that religion is a natural part of the human condition.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Humans being predisposed to believe in magic means newborns are theists
    Theoschizo moment

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I Have had problems with magical thinking my entire life

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    instinctive idea of spirit =/= proof of israeli sky wizard

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah some of us develop further

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dualism is a very basic observation that hasn't been proven wrong beyond reasonable doubt. It's obvious that your own consciousness exists, it's reasonable to assume that the outside material world exists due to its stability, and isn't controllable with thought like the "mental world" is. It is fairly reasonable to assume other people are conscious too.
    Spirituality is almost like an overcorrection for infant solipsism and lacking object permanence in that you assume non-animal objects have consciousness too, and also mental objects have permanence. Its an *over*correction because of course a lot of it is just ad hoc bullshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hasn't been proven wrong beyond reasonable doubt
      that's not the criteria for assuming existence

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that was obvious. Humans are predisposed to be magical thinkers. Even most self-professed atheists have illogical superstitions. It's a tool the human mind uses to make sense of the world and fill in logical gaps. Some people just decided to make a theological structure out of it.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    babies are born not knowing any better than to shit yourself, that doesn't mean shitting yourself is correct

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"hey kid, is there an afterlife?"
    >"after-what?"
    >"y know, heaven and hell"
    >"y-yeah"
    *sketching on clipboard*

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people's deeply held religious beliefs just so happen to follow what their parents told them
    >holds true in the vast majority of cases
    Wow. What a finding. Turns out, if you tell a young kid/baby a bunch of things while their brain is in its "hardwiring in process" phase, it gets hardwired in. Fascinating and truly unexpected.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why refer to "gods and the afterlife" and not what it really is, which is a cope about death? Yes, we're all predisposed to cope about death.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people are naturally superstitious
    shocker

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >theists have the philosophical understanding of a toddler
    seems about right lol

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    atheists are too dumb to realize this points towards theism being an evolved behavior rather than the result of communing with an actual deity.
    but atheists are fricking moronic.

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