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Where do I go, like, when I need to empty out the shit? Where's the water hookup? Do I get electricity out there? Do they carry Scooby Snacks at Hokey's General Shop #42?
dig a hole, put out a tarp that fills up buckets
solar panels, yes
Septic tank, well water, solar panels and weekly trip to grocery store
>those rock formations
Check under them for pottery, arrowheads, etc
Dude frick off these threads are so lame and boring.
Who the frick says "cityboo" frick outta here, dumb moronic Black person
there should be a rural real estate thread up at all times, since this board seems to never bring it up, I do it
it's quite simple, the land has value, period
It's always in Kentucky, dude. When are we gonna hear about any of the other 49 states?
there are only about 5 or 6 states that have the appropriate laws and land zoning that allow you to build a proper homestead at an affordable price
kentucky, west virginia, tennessee, missouri, arkansas and alaska
kentucky just seems to be the best overall for affordability generally, low taxes
see you could never find a property like this in illinois, all there is is cornfields for millions of dollars, unless your great great great grandad settled the land in 1823 you won't be breaking into the illinois farmland/homestead real estate market
so that is the reason I post kentucky the most, of course I post other states from time to time
>kentucky, west virginia, tennessee, missouri, arkansas and alaska
So a bunch of shitholes. Thanks bud. I'm sure people would love to move out to these places.
see, that's your politically motivated opinion but objectively, the best properties to build a homestead are in the states I listed
generally because property taxes are below 1 percent and the land isn't being used for extensive farming operations at the moment
Yeah and you casually leave out the parts where the areas are pure shitholes, the job markets are non-existent, and if you even want to go to a store it's going to be hour drive easily. There's a reason the land is cheap moron.
see, you don't list why you think they're "shitholes", but I'm sure it's /misc/ related and totally unrelated to anything factual on the ground
you can't go 30 minutes in any direction on the mainland united states without finding a chain grocery store, it is impossible
the land is cheap primarily because people are too lazy to do actual physical labor, in order to prepare themselves for hard times economically
>"IT'S YOUR POLITICALLY MOTIVATED OPINION!!!"
>*is actually his own politically motivated opinion driving him to make moronic financial decisions"
I'm unironically in commercial real estate and all of those states are undesirable economically non-viable shitholes that no one wants anything to do with for a reason. I'm not going to buy a parcel of land, sit on in for the next 20 years HOPING something acts as a catalyst that will make it appreciate in value. What you're going to need to do is develop it into something but those states have no industry. I don't want a fricking homestead either meme moron. My grandparents were subsistence farmers in Eastern Europe. I spent my early years on a farm. It's shit. It sucks. It's not "honorable" or whatever the frick. Lol. Stupid deluded gay. Your "trad wife" was actually a prostitute before you met her and she probably doesn't put out for you.
you aren't buying the land to make a profit by selling the land, you're buying the land to facilitate your lifestyle and save as much money as possible while surviving on this planet
see, you are moronic, and you don't understand this basic concept that I've said thousands of times
Didn't I mention that I practically grew up on a farm? There isn't anything that is being facilitating by living on a homestead save for arthritis and back pain. I know you don't actually live on one because you wouldn't be gassing it up the way you have been for months. All of that "wholesome and trad" bullshittery is a meme perpetuated by people on social media who make money off of you. It's hard work with awful reward. Why would I want to do it when I can just travel a fews a years somewhere nice and "be with nature" or whatever the frick? You idiots make your lives harder than you need to of your own volition. Go get some sun on your taint and eat raw meat and save the West bro.
oh, so you didn't grow food on your farm
hmmm, sounds like you were definitely raised on a farm then, definitely not a citygay shitting up my thread whatsoever
you're the legitimate farmer boy that advocates against self sufficiency, it all makes sense now
no jobs there. absolute shitholes.
good, internet provides jobs if you need it
1000 dollar a year property tax, coast on inflation pumping your assets and live as a free man, time and energy to put into your own business ideas
>Kentucky
Rising star
>Tennessee
Rising star. Nashville will be what everyone though Atlanta was becoming 10 years ago.
>Missouri
Ozarks are nice
>Arkansas
A shittier Missouri
>Alaska
Nothing. Literally nothing
>Alaska literally nothing
sweet lil ""appalachian"" zoomie you should open your eyes and see the world more if you think that
Alaska is beautiful but I would never live there.
>dark all winter
>cold as shit
>when it’s warm you deal with clouds of mosquitoes the size of golf balls
>cities are still full of Black folk
Missouri fricking sucks. the people are as dumb and left leaning as Kansans and there are more nignogs the further east you go.
T. Oklahoman. The roads suck. bring your shitty Chrysler 300 down them. you don't own it anyways.
This will get bought by people who have never set foot in the US
property tax in illinois is 2.5 percent
it isn't exactly something you want to hold onto without making a profit on so, yea
Doesn't Illinois have extremely fertile land and provides the best yields due to the weather there?
yes, if you have a million dollars worth of equipment, it's basically 2nd to ukraine from my understanding
for corn and beens
I was referring more to the absurd price per acre not the annual taxes. Chinks or Arabs will buy this unless Bill Gates beats them to it
well, why would anyone but a farmer want to hold onto it, seems dumb to me, farming conglomerates will buy it
thoughts on homesteading in north carolina? my gf is autistic and wants to be "near" the beach (i know)
I've actually never looked there, I've checked virginia quite a bit, but once the democrats control the state legislature they tend to start making it harder to homestead, gun laws, taxes etc
I have no idea honestly
NC acreage is a lot more pricey. If you want to be anywhere near the coast it's going to be even worse. Generally speaking the better the economy, the worse the land prices.
There were 40 acre+ parcels all over the Florida, Georgia, and the Carolinas that were going for under $100k with access to water before the pandemic. I saw some go for as little as $30-40k but you'd have to do a little permit getting and development on them before you could enjoy them. It will probably take the end of the decade for things to come back down to reasonable levels.
by the end of the decade the boomers will be dead and it will be a free for all, with armed gangs roaming the land taking the properties for free
the general idea is buying a property like this now, so you can build up the infrastructure and have everything in place for the times of uncertainty
during the times of chaos and uncertainty it will be too late and supply shortages and general hyperinflation will be a massive problem just for day to day survival
Lol. Give it a rest anon. I'm waiting for the end of the decade and I'm going to build a game and nature reserve where people can come and hunt. I want to do a botanical garden or something of the sort where families can come and have tours and picnic and have fun. But notice how these all revolve around me collecting money and not living out of them or anything of the sort.
people will be able to hunt anywhere because the government won't be able to enforce property rights, only the local governments will on some level
yea collecting money out of your farm generally means selling the things you make on your farm, but since the property taxes are so low it isn't absolutely neccesary, you could just hoard assets and go with inflation like the boomers have for the last 30 years
that's if the system stays afloat
if the system dies then you have a homestead to survive on, win win
>There were 40 acre+ parcels all over the Florida, Georgia, and the Carolinas that were going for under $100k with access to water before the pandemic
yeah, flogging bits of Florida swamp to retired boomer Europeans (as 'investment') used to be a thriving business, back in the days. I suspect increased access to Gooogle Sat Maps maybe fricked that tho
>kentucky, west virginia, tennessee, missouri, arkansas and alaska
Those are white trash and Black states, plus one white state that is colder than most of canada
>t. cityboo
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this board is like 95 percent shitcoin spam and stupid inane questions that have nothing to do with business or finance
this thread is about an undervalued asset that needs to be discussed
frick off we're full
nope, I'm good
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Wait, is that a train up there?
Why are Kentucky realtors trying to sell Appalachia land to pajeets on biz? Are boomers trying to build Mumbai in West Virginia?
at least get new pics of different properties you lazy frick
I do like once a week gay
>a trailer in the middle of the woods of bumfrick kentucky
Reaching based levels that shouldn't even be possible.
Hey where was that one in Florida you posted last week? I kinda want it now if it's somewhere near me and it did look somewhat near me
t. bumfrick Oviedo/Geneva
I don't post florida, too expensive
redpill me on cheap properties in maine
shitty marshlands protected by regulations that don't allow you to do anything to it
no go, if you want a similar climate, moose and fishing alaska is better
cool, so you're a racist against white people
I guess michigan and wisconsin/minnesota is also acceptable, in the far north you can get a pretty good deal there