How to clean dirt off a book?

I bought this online in new condition and although it hasn’t been read, it wasn’t taken care of properly

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I also wish to know this. I have a bunch of books that are dirty in this manner and I'm afraid if I use water it'll immediately soak and warp the pages

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Microwave it for like 5 seconds max. The microwave rays incinerate the dust and dirt immediately. I always microwave my books before and after handling them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get a clorox wipe, wring it out really good, and use that. Any remaining moisture that gets on the edge of a page isn't going to do anything to it

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day, you autistic loser. It's the fricking little shits like you that are tanking my bookstore's seller rating. Giving us "bad" reviews because the fricking brand new book has minor shit like this on it. Frick you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This isn’t minor shit, moron. The pages are smeared with dirt. Treat your books properly instead of like a filthy animal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >This isn't minor shit
        Explain how it is not. How does this prevent you from reading the book? Saying you're OCD and autistic and can't stand minor imperfections is not a valid reason.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t give a frick if the cover has damage but if the pages are damaged, then I’ll give you 4 stars out of 5. Motherfrickers like you should be aware that quality matters. The issue is not readability, you filthy swine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes which could potentially have mold and other library ruining horrors

        I don’t give a frick if the cover has damage but if the pages are damaged, then I’ll give you 4 stars out of 5. Motherfrickers like you should be aware that quality matters. The issue is not readability, you filthy swine.

        I agree

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go frick yourself. If I'm paying FULL PRICE for a BRAND NEW book, the fricking book must be in good fricking condition!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this

      https://i.imgur.com/3IAcEy2.jpg

      I bought this online in new condition and although it hasn’t been read, it wasn’t taken care of properly

      is not fricking brand new you narcissist. im going to give 1 star reviews from here on out to smudged books because of liars like you holding yourselves you bottom tier standards. Literally all you have to do is lightly sand it and I wouldn't care and give 5 stars.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally all you have to do is lightly sand it and I wouldn't care and give 5 stars
        That would still count as shelf worn. If you're going to make an autistic rating system, you should at least do it right.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, manufacturers are professional enough to dust their shelves. If you have grimy shelves while trying to sell, you're not professional. You don't get a pass for negligence you israelite.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your book has that wear from it being heavy. The manufacturer made the book so no matter how clean your shelves are, the boards and dustcover were going to be fricked like that too. Assuming it was the seller is very generous to people who made the book prone to shelf wear.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            STFU all this excuse making to ignore it's not brand new condition

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Most sellers are going to tell you if a book has shelf wear though, so if you're ordering something which is brand new with minor shelf wear, that's on you. The manufacturer has created future problems for you too.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bro it's either brand new or it's not, there's no such thing as brand new but worn.
            Brand new is brand new.
            Used is used.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Brand new just means it's straight from the distributor/manufacturer, and not pre-owned. Shelf wear doesn't make anything pre-owned.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >minor shelf wear
            OP isn't minor though, that's disgusting. Do you also claim your cavities show pearly white teeth? homosexual.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's definitely minor shelf wear. You're confusing no shelf wear with shelf wear.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That still doesn't justify not dusting your shelves at least once a week if you're trying to sell books, specially if you list them as new.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It might be from metal shelves, not dust. Especially considering the size.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ...just take better care of your books or describe and photograph any flaws for your posting, obviously.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You use one of these on the dirty bits

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      low iq theres a much simpler solution with just a bit of knowledge of chemistry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do tell

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sand it, and buy books that aren't bound in a way they'll shift under their own weight no matter how you store them.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lick it off

    yeah that's right lick all that dirt off b***h, get in every deckled edge, yeah there you go, spread them a little, in between each page, really get in there

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I shat on book but book is brand new. Prease understand.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP hasn't bought many books?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have like 460 books in my library. Some with the usual transportation damage on the cover or spine but this is the first book I order that has dirt on the pages.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Somebody shat in the warehouse, I'm pretty sure about it. Evaporating fecal matter tends to accumulate on paper and sometimes textiles too, if the source material isn't taken care of quickly enough. To make matters worse, a bacteria can grow.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you can probably just use an eraser

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fine grain sandpaper, keep it flush to the block both sides

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blowtorch, it scorches off the dirt but leaves the paper unmarred if you swipe quickly

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fine grit sandpaper, just compress the pages together before you start.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. I'll try the eraser, then the clorox wipe, then the sandpaper.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mayonaisse
    you won't notice the mayo because it's white like the pages

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