>Tolkien's entire manuscripts contain 9,250 pages
>entire world, culture and history with their languages in exquisite detail
>almost zero reference to sex or sexuality
So uhhh..... how do people have babies in Middle-Earth? Do they just look into each other's eyes lovingly and bam the woman conceives?
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The male of the species puts his penis in the woman's vegana and after some stimulation he ejaculates a liquid which fertilizes the egg of the woman and after several months she gives birth.
He just didn't feel the need to talk about it. Same with pissing and shitting.
i am 12 and thank u for explmainging
>how do people have babies in Middle-Earth?
They pop out of breeding sacs like the Orcs silly
Edwin Muir said in his review of Return of the King that he got the impression that it was written by a virgin and that upset Tolkien so much he complained to his publisher.
Edwin Muir confirmed degenerate coomer
Quote?
Supposedly Tolkien did write a couple of sex stories; the Tolkien Estate is likely keeping it all locked in perpetuum.
i have been shown excerpts by my uncle that works at the tolkien estate and in an expunged chapter aragorn sucks his own cum out of arwen's butthole and the phrase used is "the pearly treasure speckled divinely with hazel"
I seriously cannot imagine a race that does not age and remains looking beautiful forever and isn't completely perverted. What did the Elves even DO for those thousands of years? Write poetry? Come on.
They probably get it out of their system in the first 100 years.
>they are vastly different from what we call sex stories today
they got married and slept together. simple as
The Elves actively feel the power and presence of Illuvatar, I'd imagine they're beyond such petty things like being perverted.
It's the point, they are perfect catholics, they can't have sex unless it's once in a century within marriage (marriage is permanent and you can't divorce even after death).
Got a belly laugh out of me, thanks
Sam gets married and has several kids. Faramir marries Eowyn. Aragorn marries Arwen.
Are you just disappointed there’s no explicit sex scenes?
Ok but show me some times when a character in any Tolkien work expresses lust or sexual desire for another.
Why would you want that? LOTR is not ASOIAF.
No scenes of them shitting like in ASOIAF either. Do they not shit in LOTR?
frodo daily rawdogged sam
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Do you guys not know about Laws and Customs among the Eldar?
Why are millennials addicted to pornography?
There's a difference between healthy sexuality and inserting sex everywhere.
Libidinality *is* everywhere. Millennials have nothing to sublimate their libidinality into that is socially valued. Unlike Onan, their brother has no widow to spill into.
Your inability to conduct analysis is a demonstration of my thesis.
>There's a difference between healthy sexuality and inserting sex everywhere
No
>healthy sexuality and inserting sex everywhere
What's the difference?
Have you ever had it in the ear before?
>So uhhh..... how do people have babies in Middle-Earth? Do they just look into each other's eyes lovingly and bam the woman conceives?
Yeah, and he doesn't talk about Aragorn's tax policy, or the sewage system, either.
I want to know Aragorn's sex worker policy
George Martin also never goes even in a shallow way into the tax policy in Westeros between the different rules.
Surprised nobody has mentioning the obvious foot fetish. Hairy feet? Come on.
They simply pop out of holes in the ground.
re-read the silmarillion he explains it with abundant clarity in the chapter
"Of Maeglin"
Most mythological stories don't tend to concern themselves with sex outside of X begat Y with Z kind of descriptions.