What happens if you run your hands across two braille books at once?

What happens if you run your hands across two braille books at once?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not running his feet while also reading and listening to audible books
    ngmi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only capable of reading 4 streams of information in parallel
      pathetic, I read one braille with each of the 20 fingers, read two books with each eye, smell-decode my farts which my body uses to recite useful information in binary, and communicate with the outer world by typing with my penis. Get on my level

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *TWO* audiobooks, one in each ear, at 2x speed.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the world implodes

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not reading two braille books with your hands, two with your feet, one with your eyes, and listening to an audiobook
    Its like you dont even read

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's how you make mustard gas

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >itt plebs getting owned by a woman
    https://www.vice.com/en/article/3kz4ab/we-talked-to-the-woman-who-is-butt-chugging-infinite-jest

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What an unironically cringe-inducing article. I've almost forgotten that Vice exists and then you have to remind me...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine not making buttplugs out of vice articles

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought they went bankrupt

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Buzzfeed did.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a comedian and I eat dog food on stage

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le heckin' funnerino is so le fun
        I honestly gave up on checking out comedy a long time ago.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WORLDS COLLIDE

      bro...I'm surprised it's not the femlet hispanic blackgay nobody's stepdaughter tbh

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing two audiobooks at the same time
    >the stories become one
    i’ve created a new literature. get on my level.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      An ear drum can distinguish multiple sounds simultaneously (some conductors claim to differentiate 40+). You have just dipped your toes in the water

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This messes with me in so many different levels. I might end up doing something like that but in two different languages. It is like a brain stretch/massage.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >look at all these ivy league guys who keep hitting on me
        Women just can't help themselves, can they.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you die instantly.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have a seizure and cum in your pants

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to rub my tong across braille

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