>only capable of reading 4 streams of information in parallel
pathetic, I read one braille with each of the 20 fingers, read two books with each eye, smell-decode my farts which my body uses to recite useful information in binary, and communicate with the outer world by typing with my penis. Get on my level
This messes with me in so many different levels. I might end up doing something like that but in two different languages. It is like a brain stretch/massage.
>not running his feet while also reading and listening to audible books
ngmi
>only capable of reading 4 streams of information in parallel
pathetic, I read one braille with each of the 20 fingers, read two books with each eye, smell-decode my farts which my body uses to recite useful information in binary, and communicate with the outer world by typing with my penis. Get on my level
*TWO* audiobooks, one in each ear, at 2x speed.
the world implodes
>not reading two braille books with your hands, two with your feet, one with your eyes, and listening to an audiobook
Its like you dont even read
That's how you make mustard gas
>itt plebs getting owned by a woman
https://www.vice.com/en/article/3kz4ab/we-talked-to-the-woman-who-is-butt-chugging-infinite-jest
What an unironically cringe-inducing article. I've almost forgotten that Vice exists and then you have to remind me...
>imagine not making buttplugs out of vice articles
I thought they went bankrupt
Buzzfeed did.
>I'm a comedian and I eat dog food on stage
>le heckin' funnerino is so le fun
I honestly gave up on checking out comedy a long time ago.
WORLDS COLLIDE
bro...I'm surprised it's not the femlet hispanic blackgay nobody's stepdaughter tbh
>playing two audiobooks at the same time
>the stories become one
i’ve created a new literature. get on my level.
An ear drum can distinguish multiple sounds simultaneously (some conductors claim to differentiate 40+). You have just dipped your toes in the water
This messes with me in so many different levels. I might end up doing something like that but in two different languages. It is like a brain stretch/massage.
>look at all these ivy league guys who keep hitting on me
Women just can't help themselves, can they.
you die instantly.
You have a seizure and cum in your pants
I want to rub my tong across braille