What will be the opening line to your magnum opus?

What will be the opening line to your magnum opus?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill all Black folk.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    STATELY, Chuck Mulligan down the popcorn-littered stairs to his seat at the Bruins hockey game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      waddled down!*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ruins
      get a clue

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to steal my magnum opus' first line to use in his own magnum opus
    Nice try CIA but you're gonna have to work harder than that.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Call me Israel.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >For sale: XXL condoms. Never worn.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >XXL
      What you mean "80"?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    death to rich parasites, death to Muslims, death to the ancient regime

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >moron probably thought ancien meant ancient

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It has multiple meanings on French, moron — not one static definition

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am twenty Manhattan's above you moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i would also drink if i was you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You mean to say: "If I were you." Don't insult someone if you can't understand basic grammar.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It was the israelitest of times, it was the Black personest of times

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was a dark and stormy night...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dear reader, thank you for joining me on this adventure, I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it. Our story begins..

      Comfy and honest

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dear reader, thank you for joining me on this adventure, I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it. Our story begins..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      😀

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dear reader, thank you for joining me on this adventure, I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it. Our story begins..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Before we begin, NO Black folk ARE ALLOWED WITHIN THE WORDS OF THIS TEXT."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a way to filter your audience

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Of all moral ideas, that of our positive duties towards creatures of other species, animals and plants, is perhaps the slowest to impress itself upon the human mind.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The caterwaul of his pleas had hushed away and in moments, silence laid on the red-stained snow.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All is One. One is All.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >All I can think of is playing with myseeeyelf

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >implying novels are still relevant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That thread last week was pretty good, talking about how the novel had became outdated.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        link pls

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think I was thinking of these two as a continuous conversation:

          [...]

          [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they are as relevant as they always were

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I was once given a piece of paper that made me the greatest hero who ever lived, yet I still think about killing myself every single day

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "It was a dark & stormy night, but unironically."

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "As soon as I shove this hot poker up my ass, I'm going to rip my dick off!" the Pope shouted to a roomful of stunned archbishops.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "In his 37 years of service, detective Caldwell had never seen a man suck his own dick... until now."

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Last night Bianca shook me awake and told me to stop grinding my teeth. Nothing gives her more satisfaction than to humiliate me.
    So one year ends, another begins.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE, INCEST, PEDOPHILIA, NECROPHILIA"

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dear reader, you have in your hand a child of my imagination...

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Long long ago, deep in the ancient mines of Yordril, was forged the Spear of Dissonance."

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A screaming comes across the sky. He’s come this much before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It has yet to be written.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was the feed of times, it was the seed of times.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Aspiring Investor

    (Chris Chan is standing around the Campus of PVCC, a prestigious institution of learning. He is holding his attraction sign. He is standing on a sidewalk next to a tree. Buildings make up the background, but they are of little importance. There are people present in the background. Men pay Chris Chan no mind, while women start to actively move away from him as he speaks.)

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it was a dark and stormy night

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello happy reading people. I hope you like the story I'm about to tell you.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Black folk could be here", he thought, "I've never been in this neighbourhood before. There could be Black folk anywhere."

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "God I hate this shit ass popcorn ceiling, Frick!"

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The night was sultry

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times!?!?

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