What will be the opening line to your magnum opus?
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What will be the opening line to your magnum opus?
What will be the opening line to your magnum opus?
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Kill all Black folk.
STATELY, Chuck Mulligan down the popcorn-littered stairs to his seat at the Bruins hockey game.
waddled down!*
>ruins
get a clue
>trying to steal my magnum opus' first line to use in his own magnum opus
Nice try CIA but you're gonna have to work harder than that.
Call me Israel.
>For sale: XXL condoms. Never worn.
>XXL
What you mean "80"?
death to rich parasites, death to Muslims, death to the ancient regime
>moron probably thought ancien meant ancient
It has multiple meanings on French, moron — not one static definition
I am twenty Manhattan's above you moron
i would also drink if i was you
You mean to say: "If I were you." Don't insult someone if you can't understand basic grammar.
>It was the israelitest of times, it was the Black personest of times
It was a dark and stormy night...
Comfy and honest
Dear reader, thank you for joining me on this adventure, I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it. Our story begins..
😀
>Dear reader, thank you for joining me on this adventure, I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it. Our story begins..
I like
"Before we begin, NO Black folk ARE ALLOWED WITHIN THE WORDS OF THIS TEXT."
What a way to filter your audience
>Of all moral ideas, that of our positive duties towards creatures of other species, animals and plants, is perhaps the slowest to impress itself upon the human mind.
The caterwaul of his pleas had hushed away and in moments, silence laid on the red-stained snow.
All is One. One is All.
>All I can think of is playing with myseeeyelf
>implying novels are still relevant
That thread last week was pretty good, talking about how the novel had became outdated.
link pls
I think I was thinking of these two as a continuous conversation:
they are as relevant as they always were
>I was once given a piece of paper that made me the greatest hero who ever lived, yet I still think about killing myself every single day
"It was a dark & stormy night, but unironically."
"As soon as I shove this hot poker up my ass, I'm going to rip my dick off!" the Pope shouted to a roomful of stunned archbishops.
"In his 37 years of service, detective Caldwell had never seen a man suck his own dick... until now."
Last night Bianca shook me awake and told me to stop grinding my teeth. Nothing gives her more satisfaction than to humiliate me.
So one year ends, another begins.
"TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE, INCEST, PEDOPHILIA, NECROPHILIA"
Dear reader, you have in your hand a child of my imagination...
It's over.
"Long long ago, deep in the ancient mines of Yordril, was forged the Spear of Dissonance."
A screaming comes across the sky. He’s come this much before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.
It has yet to be written.
It was the feed of times, it was the seed of times.
(Chris Chan is standing around the Campus of PVCC, a prestigious institution of learning. He is holding his attraction sign. He is standing on a sidewalk next to a tree. Buildings make up the background, but they are of little importance. There are people present in the background. Men pay Chris Chan no mind, while women start to actively move away from him as he speaks.)
>it was a dark and stormy night
Hello happy reading people. I hope you like the story I'm about to tell you.
"Black folk could be here", he thought, "I've never been in this neighbourhood before. There could be Black folk anywhere."
"God I hate this shit ass popcorn ceiling, Frick!"
The night was sultry
It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times!?!?