Why is it so boring?

Who the frick even likes this shit? How did it earn the Pulitzer Prize?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    least favorite book from my favorite author

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're in it for the environmental descriptions or you're not. Knowing the plants & materials matters for visualization.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are no plants.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it mentions morrels and rhododendron by name

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my dad

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does it compare to The Last of Us?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen the movie? Absolute Pulitzer kino. I will watch every single one of McDonald's films

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Movie was mid

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every McDonalds movie was great tbh. There is a Blood Meridian one coming up. I bet they're recasting Joaquim Phoenix as the Joker

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like the McDonald’s movie with Michael Keaton

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Movie changed the ending so it wasn't that great. There isn't supposed to be any hope at the end. In the book, the plants are all dead, no sign of life at all

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't ruin a man's lifework, bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every McDonalds movie was great tbh. There is a Blood Meridian one coming up. I bet they're recasting Joaquim Phoenix as the Joker

      I like the McDonald’s movie with Michael Keaton

      As you usually do faced with any slightly unfavorable McDonald's mention.

      This ESL moron's prostitute mom takes Black personwiener. He has to cope by posting trannies and homos

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You were just filtered that's all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      so you're saying the book was written for people with cognitive disabilities?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'm calling you moronic

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          As you usually do faced with any slightly unfavorable McDonald's mention.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's the corn syrup.. it's taken over his brain.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol op doesn't say anything just b***h tears over his moronation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered by what? The overwrought dialogue of the mother calling herself a bawd for wanting her lover, Death? Or was it the annoying pussy ass son?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >overwrought dialogue

        lmao do you even know what that word means

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Grr," said Simon, "I sure dislike black people for the color of their skin," his friend went to speak, "no, no," said Simon, "it is entirely for that reason."

    Suddenly a boat exploded and an elephant came flying through the sky, it was headed striahgt for Simon, "ARRGH" exlaimed Simon.

    But in that moment an African jumped in front of Simon and caught the elephant in both arms.

    "Zounds!" exclaimed Simon, "now I realize the error of my ways, and I shall strive to be a colorblind Man for the rest of all my days,"

    Then they all walked down The Road where they aimed to find that pie shop. Simon was buying.

    End of chapter 38
    End of book
    highlighted passages by Pulitzer Prize committee

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well done, chap! A Pulitzer for you, and some fresh french fries

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How did it earn the Pulitzer Prize?
    Dude, they give ANYBODY the PP today...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >today.

      Think it's been going on for a while actually, if you go back and look at the list of winners.

      Pulitzer is definitely not an indicator of quality.

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