Who the frick even likes this shit? How did it earn the Pulitzer Prize?
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Who the frick even likes this shit? How did it earn the Pulitzer Prize?
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least favorite book from my favorite author
You're in it for the environmental descriptions or you're not. Knowing the plants & materials matters for visualization.
There are no plants.
I think it mentions morrels and rhododendron by name
I love my dad
How does it compare to The Last of Us?
Have you seen the movie? Absolute Pulitzer kino. I will watch every single one of McDonald's films
Movie was mid
Every McDonalds movie was great tbh. There is a Blood Meridian one coming up. I bet they're recasting Joaquim Phoenix as the Joker
I like the McDonald’s movie with Michael Keaton
Movie changed the ending so it wasn't that great. There isn't supposed to be any hope at the end. In the book, the plants are all dead, no sign of life at all
Don't ruin a man's lifework, bro
This ESL moron's prostitute mom takes Black personwiener. He has to cope by posting trannies and homos
You were just filtered that's all
so you're saying the book was written for people with cognitive disabilities?
No, I'm calling you moronic
As you usually do faced with any slightly unfavorable McDonald's mention.
it's the corn syrup.. it's taken over his brain.
lol op doesn't say anything just b***h tears over his moronation
Filtered by what? The overwrought dialogue of the mother calling herself a bawd for wanting her lover, Death? Or was it the annoying pussy ass son?
>overwrought dialogue
lmao do you even know what that word means
"Grr," said Simon, "I sure dislike black people for the color of their skin," his friend went to speak, "no, no," said Simon, "it is entirely for that reason."
Suddenly a boat exploded and an elephant came flying through the sky, it was headed striahgt for Simon, "ARRGH" exlaimed Simon.
But in that moment an African jumped in front of Simon and caught the elephant in both arms.
"Zounds!" exclaimed Simon, "now I realize the error of my ways, and I shall strive to be a colorblind Man for the rest of all my days,"
Then they all walked down The Road where they aimed to find that pie shop. Simon was buying.
End of chapter 38
End of book
highlighted passages by Pulitzer Prize committee
Well done, chap! A Pulitzer for you, and some fresh french fries
>How did it earn the Pulitzer Prize?
Dude, they give ANYBODY the PP today...
>today.
Think it's been going on for a while actually, if you go back and look at the list of winners.
Pulitzer is definitely not an indicator of quality.