>woman learns Greek just to turn a timeless war classic into gay smut

>woman learns Greek just to turn a timeless war classic into gay smut
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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literal deranged shit-eater spotted.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are the israelites of the sexess

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gay smut
    sounds like greek classics to me

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they’re female, next question

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ancient Greeks engaged in anal sex with other men but they weren't homosexuals tbh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they did not! They engaged in intercrural sex or frotting- not sodomy!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sure seem well versed in the homosexual practices of ancient Greece. Care to share any more "research"?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know this is a gay joke but read this anyway
          https://asylummagazine.ca/THE-GAY-QUESTION

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anal sex in ancient times meant poop dick and nobody was a fan of that

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Romance books are just goon material

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women probably need to be told to shut up more often. The feminine taste is indulged too frequently these days.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you asked homie. Shouldnt have had all those kids now you spend all day reading books written by women while you wait in the line at the welfare office

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This implies reproduction comes easy for men which it doesn’t

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is an accurate translation. Did you even read the illiad? Achilles and Patrocolus were turbo gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Achilles and Patrocolus were turbo gay
      If that's the case, I wonder why they slept with different women in different beds, and why Achilles bestows a wife on him from the towers they sacked at Scyros. Allow me to provide a documentary proof, from book IX of the Iliad, from line 826

      >Meantime Achilles in the interior tent,
      >With beauteous Diomeda by himself
      >From Lesbos brought, daughter of Phorbas, lay.
      >Patroclus opposite reposed, with whom
      >Slept charming Iphis; her, when he had won
      >The lofty towers of Scyros, the divine
      >Achilles took, and on his friend bestow’d.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Allow me to provide a documentary proof from POPE'S ILIAD

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think that’s Pope. I’m probably wrong but it reads more like Sam Butler.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is the Sam Butler translation bad? I have a copy lying around and was thinking of reading it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            read Cowper

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Cowper's translation, Pope's is not really credible if you are interested in reading the Iliad as a Greek would read it.

          No it's not
          Also what does Plato's treatment of homosexuality in those books argue about general Greek manners? Hard question for witty persons only

          >Also what does Plato's treatment of homosexuality in those books argue about general Greek manners?
          We were never arguing about general Greek manners, we were arguing over homosexuality being used to discredit writings from Greek antiquity. Whenever I bring up Greek Philosophy from antiquity with friends or colleagues, they will often say "sure, but they were all gay, so can we really take what they say on virtue seriously?" I then remark homosexuality was condemned in their works, which most people are ignorant of. But that's because most people haven't read Plato. So on the contrary: Plato and Xenophon and Epictetus denouncing homosexuality actually proves how prevelent it was during their time. But I am also arguing that it is always prevelent during every time, as all vices are. Nothing new under the sun.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Whenever I bring up Greek Philosophy from antiquity with friends or colleagues, they will often say "sure, but they were all gay, so can we really take what they say on virtue seriously?"
            In what brown shithole do you work? I only hear it referenced (correctly) as a positive trait

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I work at a law firm in a major American city. I only here it referenced (incorrectly) as a negative trait.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haha greeks gay
    this is your brain on israeli psyops

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The greeks were gay, though. Holy cope

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They weren't gayer than any other culture or era. The gay history of the Greeks is often used to discredit and slander their writings from antiquity. If any other race had the same cultural output of the ancient Greeks you would hear about how 'gay' they were, and in fact we do, albeit to a lesser extent, when it comes to the Romans. The irony is most ancient Greek writers, Plato and Xenophon chief among them, denounced homosexuality as perverse and depraved in their discourses.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Plato is debatable since he never overtly did that. His character “the Athenian stranger” did in one part of the Laws.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, Plato is speaking through his characters, so we attribute the thoughts of his characters to Plato. His characters and discourses act as a tool to impart philosophical wisdom to the readers and to frame aspect properly. It's also denounced in his Symposium and in the Republic.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it's not
            Also what does Plato's treatment of homosexuality in those books argue about general Greek manners? Hard question for witty persons only

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's also denounced in his Symposium and in the Republic.
            I don't know what you have in mind from the latter (do you just mean the Laws?), but the Symposium doesn't denounce homosexuality, but rather, sexuality in general, and not on moral grounds, but because it's a confused and mistaken way of trying to achieve immortality.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought he denounced homosexuality in the Republic when he was discussing the role of the relationship between man and women (book IV or V iirc). And you're right about Plato's symposium, though I think what I meant is it is denounced in Xenophon's symposium.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            99% of such threads go more or less in the same direction, they get filled with quotes which 99% of the times refer to pederasty and are used as proof of adult post hebe male on male homosexuality comparable to today's situation, completely ignoring what they actual thought about the passive role of such an adult

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The gay history of the Greeks is often used to discredit and slander their writings from antiquity.
          No it's not
          If any other race had the same cultural output of the ancient Greeks you would hear about how 'gay' they were, and in fact we do
          No we don't, we do not hear this about medieval Europeans or the Chinese

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No we don't, we do not hear this about medieval Europeans or the Chinese
            The chinese and medievals have the same homosexual past and it is documented in paintings and poems just like the Greeks. They are just not considered as culturally impactful to most of the world.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No they don't, Chinese writings on homosexuality are very sparse while medieval ones are very negative, contrasting with ancient writings which are extremely common and generally positive

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Greek one's are sparse as well. The issue is the Greeks had strong bonds of brotherhood and friendship that are often mischaracterized as homosexual relationships. So do the English: See Marlowe's play Edward II

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The Greek one's are sparse as well
            No they're not
            >The issue is the Greeks had strong bonds of brotherhood and friendship that are often mischaracterized as homosexual relationships
            Which ones

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gee I don't know, Achilles and Patroclus might be a good one to start with seeing that it's what this entire thread is about

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone makes weird porn about things they like. women aren't special.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Male yuritroons are especially neurotic, this is just the woman equivalent to that.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Greeks were not gay. It is truly astonishing how a lie told often enough on a great enough scale becomes truth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      extremely reliable peer reviewed scholarly source Leather Apron Club

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you even know the peers for the gay greek study or did you just believe it because "le peers approved"?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More horrible when you consider how long the lie has been around

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >10 ancients listed, not long after or = to the ancient Greeks, all fooled
        Kek

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's lots of ancient writers who are also twisted to suit this narrative... It's really horrible when you get into it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >TRUTH: This passage is probably satire.
            Kek amazing

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The classical Greeks already turned the archaic Greeks into gays 2,000+ years ago mate. The gayness is not in Homer but it is definitely in the stuff considered the peak of Greek culture.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The gayness is not in Homer but it is definitely in the stuff considered the peak of Greek culture
      Exactly. And the book must include material written after the Illiad by later Greeks because it's a retelling of Achille's and Patroclus's life from an early age, not just a retelling of the Illiad. The book doesn't even depict them both as purely gay because it incorporates characters like Deidamia anyways. It's funny how it gets regular threads that are butthurt about it when almost no one has actually read it, nobody even knows what they're actually mad at.

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